Happy 23rd, The Onion!

Here's the front page of the very first issue of The Onion, published 23 years ago today. Three of my all-time favorites stories...

Bush Regales Dinner Guests With Impromptu Oratory On Virgil's Minor Works

Local Anorexic Still Way Too Fat

I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippie Owner

Plus I love pretty much anything by Jim Anchower and Smoove B.
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