Stupid Hockey Shit #1

Above, the Avalanche replacing Howler the Sasquatch (left) with Bernie the St. Bernard (right). Below, the NHL replacing its classic shield logo (left) with the new one (right)...

Jaromir Jagr's hair...

Stan Lee's The Guardian Project...

Garish goalie masks...

Kevin Smith...

Slap Shot 2, Slap Shot 3, MVP: Most Valuable Primate, The Mighty Ducks, etc...

A certain hockey mom...

Hockey in the desert...

Ice girls...

And, of course, Todd Bertuzzi ending Steve Moore's career...


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