Now I've Seen Everything #12: The Bill Wyman Metal Detector

As if we needed any more convincing that former Rolling Stone Bill Wyman is completely lame (see Mandy Smith, (Si, Si) Je Suis un Rock Star, this, and I haven't even started Stone Alone yet), here comes the Bill Wyman Signature Metal Detector... "Come and join Bill Wyman in the greatest hobby on Planet Earth"... No thanks.

Possibly the silliest endorsement since James Brown Cookeez.
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